da incorrigible SAZEAL

Welcome to the year 2020 A.D… the world has changed as predicted by by 3 sources:
- Nostradamus
- APJ Abdul Kalam, and
- Sazeal Shah


I am now quoting some of the news items from the newspaper Times of Bharat Union (Bennet-Coleman)

Rupee becomes stronger… Re. 1 = $ 47.35

India supports the bill for allocating Veto powers to two other countries, China and Brazil but retains its “Super-Veto” status in the United Nations.

Vijay Mallya appoints Richard Branson as the CEO of UB group (Seagrams-Diageo division) after the successful takeover of Seagrams and Diageo

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs call a meeting of major IT companies of the world to counter Narayan Murthy's Global IT / ITES consolidation plan

NASA planning to shift base to Ahmedabad by May, 2022

Narendra Modi gets elected as the Indian Prime Minister by 75% votes for the 2nd time in row.

Pakistan army signs the Dissolution treaty. Now Pakistan is a part of The Bharat Union and is divided into 2 states namely West Rajasthan and Sardar Pradesh. So The Bharath Union now comprises of All the South-east Asian countries including India, Pakistan, Tibet, Bangladesh, Burma, Nepal, Bhutan, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Laos, Malaysia, Cambodia, Vietnam, Indonesia and Philippines. Pakistan army also signs the surrender contract with a written acknowledgement of their Terrorist training camps post-independence.




Forbes releases the list of world’s richest people as on 2020. the list is topped by Sazeal Shah closely followed by Mukesh Ambani. The others in Top 6 are Anil Ambani, Bill Gates, Vijay Mallya and Jay Anjaria (he asked me to add the name)

Mahindra Space Motors Ltd. launches world’s first solar-operated air-MUV called Mahindra FLYCON

USA holds talks with heads of Israel and Iraq to fight against the Bharat Union. This move was necessary in the light of the 20 year old issue of Bharat Union (formerly known as India) not signing the Nuclear Non Proliferation Treaty. With this The Bharat Union declares The United States of Amberika as a terrorist state and calls back all the Patels residing there for their security.

Sensex crosses an all-time high mark of 20,000,000,000 points

Dhoni retires from cricket due to his knee-long hair coming in his way while batting and wicket keeping. According to BCCI’s new regulations, only players with Army-cut hair will be allowed to play in International cricket.

Indian Classical music and Karnatic music is the next in-thing among the youth of today’s world. People were seen Head banging during Pandit Ravi Shankar’s show in Mozambique, Kenya

Himesh Reshamiya shifts to China. He sayz, “only the Chinese are able to understand my music. Singing with a nasal touch is an art not everyone can appreciate!” He has a fan base of 200,000 people of which 199,000 are Chinese.

First Interstellar accident shakes the world. Shahrukh Khan and Catherine Zeta Jones reported missing when their spaceship crashed with a meteor on the Mahatma Gandhi orbit some 38,000,000 miles away from Earth.

Sachin Tendulkar was seen selling his Ferrari in chor bazaar of Mumbai to buy some food.